(you have been warned*)
Yet Another Home Page!
Welcome. You have reached yet another home page produced purely because
the web exists and I had the means. Does that justify the ends? I don't
care. I just put whatever springs to mind up on the web and don't even
feel sorry for poor suckers who end up here by accident. Oh, sorry...
Anyway, here is a picture. The web would be nothing without a few pictures
to make loading slower and increase bandwidth charges. This particular
picture goes by the name of Phoenix. It's a fractal and if anyone happens
to have a claim of copyright over it, they had better tell me about it.
Question 1) Why?
Question 2) Who?
a) Why not?
c) Who's going to stop me?
Question 3) When?
a) Andrew McIver
b) Someone else
c) None of the above
d) All of the above
Question 4) What?
a) 23/3/2001 (or 23/3/1901 for the Y2K failures)
c) 20 minutes into the future (thanks Max Headroom)
d) Real soon now
Define the universe in 25 words or less. Give three examples.
* Note: I used to have a comment along the lines of "This page under
construction, yada yada yada" but that lasted for over three years so I
decided to stop pretending that it will ever be finished. It is an on-going
process which is primarily dictated by how much spare time I have and how
I feel. I strogly** recommend that you accept this or proceed to my bookmarks
page and go somewhere else. Of course, since I am recognizing that this
page has a dynamic existence, I make no guarantees that the editorial policy
will not change with time.
I also found that too many people were asking me what "yada" meant.
The correct answer is "Which one?"
**Strogly - a typo found in some code documentation. I liked it. I
suspect that having something 'strogly recommended' will result in it sticking
in the mind longer than any well-spelt recommendation, however strongly
put. Have a good one.
Copyright (C) - Andrew McIver :)
This is a personal page maintained by the author. It is
entirely fictional with accidental correspondences with anyone else's reality.